Some humor to lighten up the place a little
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Hello everyone!
This was always one of my favorite topics at the old forums.
We should all know what the guru said to the hotdog vendor… “Make me one with ALL!” 🌞
By the looks of those columns she is attached to the beginnings of Doric civilization and its accompanying technology… There are four levels to come. She might. Need some Red Bull. Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, Tuscan, and Composite. Let it Bloom !!! Hark! What be that fluting on column wall ? Cambium ? Xylem ?
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Is this Alexandria ? Or is Cleopatra Barking up the wrong tree ? That Bitch ! Pitch the Bark! Use the dead wood ! To erect the columnar! We’ll get these puppies to the top or dei trying !
The wife of Lacoon journals as he’s out posing in full Monty with the twins and a Python !!!
R³
Better don’t post after smoking the pipe of peace for your intentions are ok.
I’ll have a lookup to determine the architecture proper soon.
Step away from the technology! The endorphin and dopamine rush is programmed into the architecture of the Mother board !!! Cities and civilizations abstracted !!! Miniaturized to a quantum level ! The flow of electrons is the new economy … The microcosm of the matrix simulation in potential variation valence valance … A lintel above the portal … of the Bollingen Tower machina …
And so the Hellenization of Buddhism was instituted and concretized … When East met West …
COMPARATIVE ANALYSIS OF WORLD RELIGIOUS PHILOSOPHIES (scatalogically defined):
AGNOSTICISM: We don’t know shit.
ALTRUISM: Want some shit?
AMISH: Shit dost occur.
APATHY: I don’t give a shit.
ATHEISM: I don’t believe this shit.
BA’HAI: All shit is truly shit.
BUDDHISM: Shit happens.
BAPTIST FUNDAMENTALISM: Shit happens because the Bible says so.
CAPITALISM: How much will this shit cost?
CATHOLICISM: If shit happens, you deserved it.
CLASSICAL MARXISM: The workers take all the shit, but they’re gonna dish it back out again.
COMMUNISM: It’s everybody’s shit.
CONTRACT THEORY: If we don’t agree to form society, everything will go to shit.
DARWINISM: We came up from shit.
DESCARTES: I shit therefore I am.
DIANETICS: Shit your way to a better life.
DYSLEXIANISM: Hits shapnep.
EPISCOPALIANISM: When shit happens, make it tasteful.
GNOSTICISM: Know shit.
HINDUISM: This shit has happened before.
JUDAISM: Why does shit always happen to US?
MARINES: It’s not just shit, it’s an adventure.
MCCARTHYISM: Are you now, or have you ever been, shit?
MENNONITE: None of this modern shit now.
MOMISM: You’ll eat this shit and like it!
MORMONISM: Shit’s going to happen. Stockpile.
NARCISSISM My shit don’t stink.
NIHILISM Everything is shit.
OBJECTIVISM (Ayn Rand): Shit is Shit.
PAGANISM: Shit happens – and is a part of nature.
POLYANNA-ISM: This is the best of all possible shits.
PLATONISM There is an ideal shit, of which all the shit that happens is but an imperfect image.
RASTAFARIANISM: Let’s smoke this shit.
ROUSSEAU: Only natural shit is worth shit.
SOLIPSISM: The only thing I can be sure of is that my shit happens.
STALINISM: The state treats you like shit.
SUBGENIUS: Bob happens –– SO GIVE ME SOME SLACK!
SURREALISM: Shit is shiny and shaped like a buick.
SCIENTIFIC CREATIONISM: Shit happens all at once
SECULAR HUMANISM: Shit happens, but there’s a rational explanation.
TAOISM: The shit that happens is not the true shit.
TWELVE STEP PROGRAMS: We’re powerless over shit.
UNITARIANISM: There’s only one shit, but you can have it happen any way you want.
UTILITARIANISM: Do that which generates the greatest shit for the greatest number.
VANDALISM: I’m gonna wreck this shit!
YUPPIEISM: It’s my shit! All mine!
ZEN: What is the sound of shit happening?
ASTROLOGY: Uranus transits.
Stephen,
Argos !!! Have u read Joyce ??? It’s me … Back from space to the LIbrary. A 2021 OdySSeus !!! Arrived upon a Bojack Horseman … line the axes on the bookshelf. Get my Bow and arrow !!! Hath Flaxman shed a tear?
Cue the Tele to mark us !!!
R³
Hello,
And in Roman mythology the pie graph is transubstantiated into Jupiter’s ! ! ! I do believe π is the Key ! But that takes us back to the Pythagoreans …
R³
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